YOU GOT YOUR SOCIAL MEDIA + HUMAN DESIGN REPORT...

NOW WHAT?

Because knowing your Human Design is cutesy.

Actually using that shit to make your social media work for you is where WEIRD GIRL ALGO comes in.

IDC WTF this is but... 

I WANT IN!

BISH, SIGN ME UP

share your info right here & i'll add you to the waitlist and send you an email RIGHT NOW explaining everything.

if not, keep reading 👇

INTRODUCING

WEIRD GIRL ALGORITHM

WEIRD GIRL ALGO is my new $55/month membership for the chronically online group of baddies who want to grow their business on social media without turning themselves into content-producing robots.

IF YOU'RE:

  • a spiritual entrepreneur
  • an occult content creator
  • an astrologer
  • a Human Design reader
  • a tarot reader
  • a badass intuitive
  • an esoteric expert
  • a witchy biz owner
  • or just a certified BADDIE whose business decisions are powered by astrology, Human Design, intuition, or some combination thereof

BUT YOU'RE SO FUCKING OVER:

  • the content hamster wheel
  • posting just to post
  • staring at your phone thinking “what the fuck do I say today?”
  • trying to make yourself care about trends you don't give a shit about
  • and feeling like social media somehow became ANOTHER JOB

I made this for you, my precious angel goddess.

 

I'M NOT HERE TO TURN YOU INTO AN INFLUENCER

THE WHOLE POINT is to use Human Design as the mechanism for making better content decisions, getting more magnetic on social media, growing your visibility, finding your people, generating leads, selling your offers...

and actually having fun on the internet again.

LET'S BE CLEAR:

Human Design is my expertise & your aura is my priority.

We're going to take what you already know about yourself and actually fucking USE IT.

Because the goal was never to know your design.

The goal is to know yourself well enough to make magnetic af content that actually sounds like you.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS INSIDE? 

WEIRD GIRL ALGO is an ongoing membership with: 

  • DAILY HUMAN DESIGN GATE PROMPTS
    for creating content, getting ideas moving, and bringing your design into the way you actually show up online.

  •  A CHRONICALLY ONLINE COMMUNITY OF BADDIES

    where you can talk about the prompts, share what you're posting, bring your niche content problems, and see what everyone else is making.

  •  LIVE MONTHLY AMA / HD Q&A

    because sometimes you need to ask me what the hell your human design chart has to do with the thing you're trying to create.

  •  A MONTHLY POINTY AURA HOT SEAT

    one member gets selected for a live hot seat with me every month. The replay stays in the group so everyone gets to creep on the process.

  •  CONTENT SPRINTS

    because sometimes we need to stop talking about content and actually make the damn thing.

AND OCTOBER IS GOING TO BE PARTICULARLY UNHINGED.

We're kicking off our first content sprint on 10/1 with:

RESURRECTION.

We're taking one of your old, dead, cold, forgotten, abandoned offers...

AND BRINGING THAT BITCH BACK TO LIFE.

We'll use Human Design + the current transits to market the fuck out of it.

Just in time for Halloween.

Just in time for Venus retrograde.

Just in time for me landing in CDMX while they're putting up the Día de Muertos decorations.

The vibes are going to be IMMACULATE.

And because I apparently don't know how to do anything halfway, I've already planned content sprints for the rest of the year too:

November = BLACK (cat energy) FRIDAY
December = 7 DAYS of SATURNALIA

The first three months will have monthly content sprints.

Then we'll switch to every other month.

"but... I already know 

human design"

 

GOOD.

I'm not trying to give you another membership where you spend six months learning increasingly obscure things about your chart.

LET'S USE THE SHIT YOU ALREADY KNOW.

Because if you have at least one offer you actually want to sell, this space can potentially pay for itself with one just one warm lead.

And if selling isn't your goal right now?

Make visibility your goal.

Resurrect a dead account.

Grow your followers.

Get more people seeing your shit.

Build the audience you eventually want to sell to.

The premise is the same:

USE HUMAN DESIGN TO BECOME MAGNETIC ON SOCIALS.

Not:

USE SOCIAL MEDIA TO BECOME BETTER AT HUMAN DESIGN.

And if you don't actually want to market or grow on social media...

this probably isn't the right spaceship for you.

 

YOU DO NOT HAVE TO BECOME A CONTENT PERSON.

You don't have to promise you'll post every day for the rest of your life.

You don't have to become an influencer.

You don't have to dance for Reels.

You don't have to follow trends.

WE DON'T FOLLOW TRENDS BECAUSE BADDIES DON'T FOLLOW IN GENERAL.

You just need to be willing to get a little more visible.

A little more weird.

And a lot more intentional about what you're posting.

SO...

 

If you've been sitting there with your Human Design + Social Media report thinking:

“cool cool cool... but what the fuck do I DO with this?”

That's exactly what we're doing next.

GET ON THE WAITLIST.

Doors officially open 9/22 at the founding price of $55/month.

This will be the lowest price WEIRD GIRL ALGO will ever be.

And everyone on the waitlist gets entered to be selected as the FIRST EVER POINTY AURA HOT SEAT where we deep dive into your messaging and marketing gates:

a $444+ value.

You could literally be the first baddie I pull into the hot seat.

ONLY waitlisters will be eligible: 

GET ON THE LIST.